The Top 10 Reasons The Tall Man Doesn’t Get More Dates

10. He wears the same suit he’s worn since 1979.
9. Not good with kids.
8. Bachelor pad decorated entirely in white marble – not exactly a babe lair!
7. Has unappealing “Snow White” fetish as evidenced by his attraction to dwarves.
6. Unsightly embalming needle scars
5. Annoying tendency to reanimate date’s deceased relatives
4. Too cheap to take date out for dinner before an evening of grave robbing.
3. Leaves unsightly yellow stains on the apartment floor when his fingers get severed.
2. Chicks DO NOT dig the hearse
And the number one reason…
1. He constantly brags about his balls