ronald.garrison.thesentinel, Author at The Sentinel Remastered

Ladies of Phantasm

To date, there have been six female leads in the Phantasm franchise. The first, was the wonderful “Lady In Lavender,” Kathy (Kat) Lester (Phantasm). Just as memorable are Samantha (Sam) Phillips and Paula Irvine (Phantasm II), Cindy Ambuehl and Gloria Lynn Henry (Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead) and – the latest – Heidi Leigh […]

The Top 10 Reasons The Tall Man Doesn’t Get More Dates

10. He wears the same suit he’s worn since 1979. 9. Not good with kids. 8. Bachelor pad decorated entirely in white marble – not exactly a babe lair! 7. Has unappealing “Snow White” fetish as evidenced by his attraction to dwarves. 6. Unsightly embalming needle scars 5. Annoying tendency to reanimate date’s deceased relatives […]